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Happy Pocky Day

November 11th, 2007

No I didn’t die folks. I have been blogging every day at JaredRByer.com

I just stopped by to wish everyone a happy Pocky Day!

November 11th is Pocky day because 11/11 looks like a handful of Pocky!

So you can enjoy some traditional Pocky.

Maybe help yourself to some strawberry pocky.

Or if you are a manly man help yourself to some men’s Pocky.

That is all, go about your business.

Staying Alive

Sorry I have been so silent the last however long it has been. Never fear though I have been keeping busy. Do you want to know about the emissions of bituminous versus subbituminous coal plants? If so I am the person to ask. Do you want to know the economic differences between a tariff and import quota? I am the person to ask. I think the real question though is not about the coal or the trade but why the hell are you bothering me with these questions. I am busy don’t you know. How about I give you a nice little graph and we continue with my blog post.
Graphs
Thursday I get to take two back to back exams, one in pollution controls engineering and the next one in calculus for business management. Then Friday morning I have a philosophy class which I love and Friday afternoon I am leaving on a Jet plane. Can you guess the high point of my week. That is right kidos. The jet plane. Well not actually the jet plane but the getting off the jet plane when I get where I am going. Thursday afternoon though I am going to be totally brain dead. In fact I might look like this.
Me duh

Okay, it might not be that bad. But it won’t be fun.

Dear Concerned Citizen(s),

September 24th, 2007

I very much appreciate your concern that I may not be getting enough fresh air in my daily life. However, might I suggest that next time you have such a concern about the overall well being of your fellow man that you don’t act on it right away. Might I suggest that you take a moment before helping in the way that you helped me last Friday afternoon. If you had pondered for a few moments you would perhaps realized that I was at a park, I know the name says farm but it is really a park, and was in fact getting my daily recommended allowance of fresh air. So as you see there really was no need at all for you to forcibly remove the passenger window from my automobile.

You did however bust out my car window and therefore I am sure you decided that you deserved some reward for looking after the well being of your fellow man. Again, in this situation it would be nice if you had hesitated before rewarding yourself my school backpack. For the only thing of any value at all inside of it was a two generation old iPod and a 7 year old calculator. Perhaps you had, as my brother suggested, thought that there was also a laptop in the bag. I am sorry to say that no I had left my trusty macbook at home. I am sorry you were deprived of such a quality reward.

Perhaps you will take the time to read my philiosophy notes. For knowledge is reward all its own and knowledge of the theory of knowledge must therefore be doubly rewarding, in theory. So as you learn about Gettier problems and Justified True Belief remember that my window cost 175 bucks to replace and that from now on I am going to keep a rattle snake in my car for protections. Provided that a venomous snake is not available I am sure I will be able to find some other form of dangerous and or gross animal to keep in my car. I spoke yesterday with my legal counsel and I think I am on pretty safe ground with this whole deadly animal for protection idea. In conclusion thank you for being so considerate although though it was far from necessary.

Your’s Truly

Your friendly neighborhood Brahmawolf

P.S.

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